Bottom of the Bird Cage 4/5
It’s the 95th day of the year.
Born on April 5, 1937 was former Secretary of state Colin Powell. On this day in 1964, General Douglas MacArthur died.
And on April 5, 1955 Winston Churchill resigned as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. He was one of the great leaders in the world and he had a way with words. Here are a couple of his best:
- Never give in – never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy
- Many forms of Government have been tried and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time
- And my favorite, when Lady Nancy Astor said to him: “Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.” Churchill answered: “Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.”
From New York Times columnist William Rhoden:
A few days after committing the blunder of his life last year, Plaxico Burress sat in a Giants office with a look on his face that General Manager Jerry Reese had never seen before. Reese had seen plenty — mostly looks of indifference through all the fines and suspensions levied during the course of Burress’s four years with the Giants. The lectures all seemed to go over, under and around Burress, but never seemed to penetrate.
Then on Nov. 29, Burress crossed the line. He accidentally shot himself in the thigh in a Manhattan nightclub with an unlicensed gun he had tucked into his waistband. Burress was charged with two counts of criminal weapons possession. Worse, his recklessness incurred the wrath of Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, who has made the prosecution of illegal weapons possession one of his pet projects.
As Burress sat in Reese’s office that day, there was no slouching, no looking out the window. He leaned forward, looking in Reese’s eyes, paying attention to every word he spoke. When Reese told Burress that he was finished for the season, suspended without pay and fined, Burress was visibly shaken. He told Reese how much the Giants meant to him, said they were effectively his family.
Today, Burress has no football family.
By releasing him, the New York Giants have tried to teach Burress a lesson that he should have learned many years ago: there are consequences for his actions. He’s been in low-grade trouble most of his life, never learning from his mistakes, getting into more at the next turn. The Giants put up with his antics because of what he could bring on the field. Now, there’s no idea when he can again contribute. Burress is going to spend time behind bars, that much we know for sure. That’s the temperature of the legal situation in New York and frankly, it will be the best thing that ever happened to him.
From the Detroit Free Press:
If 24 years as a team executive taught Charley Casserly anything, it’s that the Lions are trying to trade the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft. And if Casserly’s experience has taught him anything else, it’s that the Lions probably won’t be able to trade the pick.
“Every team that I know that’s had the first pick recently has tried to trade it, including us when I was in Houston,” said Casserly, who wielded the top pick twice — as general manager of the Texans in 2000-06 and as GM of the Redskins in 1989-99. And the outcome of those negotiations?
“No takers,” Casserly said. “Not even a discussion worthwhile having.”
Since the NFL and AFL merged in 1970, 10 teams have traded the No. 1 overall pick. As recently as the 1990s, the top pick was dealt four times that decade. But only one team in the past 11 years has traded the crown jewel of the draft, April 25-26 in New York
The worst thing that can happen to a team is getting the first pick in the draft. It means you were really, really, really bad the season before on the field. The Draft is designed to help the bad teams, but having that first pick is a pot load of pressure for the player and the person who selects him. He is supposed to be the savior. He seldom is and those failures are painful. That’s why nobody wants the pick, not even if they earned it.
From the Orange County Register: Former USC quarterback Todd Marinovich was behind bars Friday for failing to show up at a drug rehabilitation progress review in a Newport Beach court this week, authorities said. Marinovich had gone through drug programs before when an Orange County judge gave him another shot after he pleaded guilty to possession of methamphetamine and resisting arrest two years ago.
Marinovich, 39, was being held at the Orange County Jail without bail, according to the Orange County Sheriff’s Department Web site. He is scheduled to be in court Monday.
Marinovich was arrested by probation department officers for violating terms of his probation after he pleaded guilty two years ago to felony possession of a small amount of methamphetamine and misdemeanor syringe possession and resisting arrest.
Could it possibly be 18 years now that Todd Marinovich was the quarterback for the Los Angeles Raiders in a post-season game at Arrowhead Stadium against the Chiefs? He ended up playing all of eight games in the NFL.
He was just 22 years old at the time, after leaving Southern Cal early. Marinovich was a screwed up kid then and nearly two decades later, he obviously remains a screwed up kid. What a sad waste of a life.
If you are interested Sunday’s Star had a good article about the Chiefs. Apparently a former head red coater named McHenry gave up on the Chiefs under Carl and nobody noticed. He is back but it is still interesting how the Hunts did not notice the failing enterprise. This may speak volumes about the commitment to winning by this team. Hopefully that changed with Pioli and Haley.
Please Bob, can you please stop this entry on the 100th day of the year. I love all your stuff, but seriously I come here to read about the Chiefs and the Chiefs only. The great thing about the internet is there are a lot of different sites to visit for a lot of different needs. I happen to read this site for Chiefs news; if I want any other kind of news, I’ll go on bbc.co.uk or cnn.com but not bobgretz.com
This site is among the best for insider information and I love it. Cut the bull and start getting us more insider information. Tell me what goes on in the media room, locker room, film room, draft room. I want to know what the agent’s role plays in the game, how much an agent gets paid, how do they become famous or become TOP agents.
I want to know how much a player really gets paid after taxes, you always hear about all the contracts but what of that money will they be actually seeing after taxes and everything.
Anyway keep writing good stuff, but not the bottom of the birdcage. I really don’t care when colin powell was born
also what will the chiefs do with their 3-7 round draft picks
who is going to be mr irrelevant and will he get to contribute to the team?
Hey Chuck,
If you don’t like Bob’s “bottom of the bird cage” skip over it, or just go away and start your own site,
Todd Marinovich: How’s that Raider mystic working for you now?
I wanted to try to incorporate the phrase “You can take the boy out of the country but you can’t take the country out of the boy” here, but “stupid” and “Raiders” seems to be too much of a synonym to work like that. You get the idea…..
Bob,
Another great post. Ignore the complaints and keep the good stuff coming. One of the reasons I and many others frequent your site is the fact that it’s not one dimensional. Great stuff about Churchill (I’ve quoted the Lady Astor line many times) and I can’t agree more about Marinovich. What a terrible waste. As I recall we had to beat the Raiders in the last game of the season to get into the playoffs and then did it again in the playoffs. One thing I loved about Marty was we always got ready to play the hated Raiders. It was never just another game.
About teams picking 1st overall, I think the safest picks are the Offensive lineman. They are much more low-key players than the skill players, and they don’t have to put up huge numbers like most other players to have a successful season.